Why you’ll never be a writer

overcoming fear of the blank page

Ever needed to jerk off so hard that your dad had to give you money for a hooker which ended in you breaking a chamber pot and having to hit up your grandfather for cash? No? That’s why you’ll never write great literature.

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Nat Newman is an award-winning writer of short stories, podcasts, feature articles, ghostwritten books, drunk text messages and a novella. She is also an actor, voice artist, tour host and creative writing tutor.

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