Ever needed to jerk off so hard that your dad had to give you money for a hooker which ended in you breaking a chamber pot and having to hit up your grandfather for cash? No? That’s why you’ll never write great literature.
Ever needed to jerk off so hard that your dad had to give you money for a hooker which ended in you breaking a chamber pot and having to hit up your grandfather for cash? No? That’s why you’ll never write great literature.
Nat Newman is an award-winning writer of short stories, content, podcasts, feature articles, drunk text messages and, soon, a novella.
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Nat Newman is an award-winning writer of short stories, content, podcasts, feature articles, ghost-written books, drunk text messages and, soon, a novella. Born and raised in Australia, she now calls the universe her home.
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