I certainly don’t hide the fact that I’m a flaming great big homo, but there’s one thing I’m decidedly un-homo about.


I know I bang on about organic stuff, but my golly goshness Paul’s organic unhomogenised full fat milk is the absolute bollocks.

Eating muesli is so much more deliciouser when there are chunks of fat floating about in it. I swear to the gods, homogenising milk is a total fucking sin.

If you haven’t tried unhomogenised or organic milk, I highly recommend it. Is it really so different? Oh yeah. This is milk that tastes like milk: creamy, fatty, buttery, white, thick milk.

None of this low-fat bollocks for me, I’m afraid. You may as well pour water on your cereal. Un-homo milk all the way.

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Nat Newman is an award-winning writer of short stories, content, podcasts, feature articles, drunk text messages and, soon, a novella.


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